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Previously on Mr. Young...

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Echo! Happy birthday!

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[epic soundtrack plays]

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Can you keep our secret?

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Slab just told me he cheated
on that pop quiz in your class.

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I kept that secret just fine!

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I've created this device
that can target specific memories

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and erase them.

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In Derby's case,
that would be that we're dating.

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Let me show you how it works,
using a volunteer from our audience.

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- How about...
- You're up, Derby.

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- You, young lady!
- What?

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[vacuum whirs]

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I'm your girlfriend?
That doesn't sound like me.

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That doesn't sound like anyone.

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You're dating a student?

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She's gonna have to
transfer out of your class.

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She'll be in the new
science teacher's class.

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Who's the new science teacher?

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- Mr. Kidd!
- Who Are you calling "kid"?

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I'm Echo.

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That's a beautiful name
for a beautiful girl.

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[giggling]

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Hello, class. My name is Mr. Kidd.

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You're a kid.

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Which seems to be
quite commonplace these days.

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I was the youngest graduate ever

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from the Rensselaer Polytechnic
Institute of Technology,

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and rather than going on
to do ground-breaking work

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in the field of robotics engineering,

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I chose to give back to the community
by becoming a high school science teacher.

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That is so noble of you.

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You know, he's not the first young genius

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to throw away a promising career
to become a teacher.

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Hi there. Take a seat anywhere.

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Oh, no, I'm not a student.
I'm Adam Young.

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I teach science.

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You do?

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Don't you think that's the kind of thing
you should tell your best friend?

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Derby, you're in my class.

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Same with you, Slab.
What are you doing here?

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You're not the only game in town.

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We've heard good things about Mr. Kidd.

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Like what?

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Like he's not you.

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Would you care to stick around
and observe for a while?

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Maybe let me know how I'm doing?

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[Echo] You're doing great, Mr. Kidd.

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I think that's an excellent idea.

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I'll stick around and observe.

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You should be observing Mr. Kidd.

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He's a genius. Like Albert Frankenstein.

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Albert Einstein.

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Whatever. The dude who made a monster
out of dead body parts.

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[gasps] Can you do that?

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Well, that's really just a story.

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Sure. We can make a monster.

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[class cheering]

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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?

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? We've been trying to get here ?

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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?

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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?

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? Who you callin' kid? ?

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? Can call me what you want ?

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? But I won't hear a word ?

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? Where I am here ?

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? Who you callin' kid? ?

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Great work, everyone.
We've successfully created a monster.

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[applause]

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And we couldn't have
done it without the help

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of Mr. Morris, the art teacher.

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[applause]

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You've really opened my eyes to science.

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Unlike Adam, who always closed
my eyes to science.

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All right, class, it's time for us

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to focus on that area of science that

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deals with the composition and properties

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of various elementary forms of matter,

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or as it's more commonly known... anyone?

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Oh, come on!

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- Echo?
- Is it... chemistry?

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You got it.

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And speaking of chemistry,

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I think we're seeing
a great example of it right now.

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[giggling]

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Okay, I think that's enough for one day.
Class dismissed!

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[students groan]

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It's not fair!
Why can't it be science class forever?

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What a wonderful presentation
of George Orwell's novel "Animal Farm."

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I don't get it.
A wolf didn't even blow their house down.

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Next class,

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we all look forward to seeing
a presentation

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of another George Orwell classic, "1984,"

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by Jordan Slabinsky and Ivy Young.

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I'd hate to be those poor saps.

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I agree.

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Even if they do,
by some extraordinary coincidence,

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have the same names as us.

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I'm hoping, if I change
the machine's polarity,

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it will reverse the effect it had on Echo,
and she'll remember we're dating.

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You better hope it works.
She's been giving Mr. Kidd the...

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"hee-hee-hee!"

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Lousy other kid teacher.

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Now I just need a test subject.

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[vacuum whirring]

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Okay. Mrs. Byrne...

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Do you remember what
you had for breakfast this morning?

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I feel... the floodgates opening.

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- Your memories are coming back?
- No. The other floodgates.

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It didn't work.

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Sounds like you may need
to adjust the voltage

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to effectively transverse
the gap junction

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between the presynaptic
and postsynaptic cell membranes.

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Mr. Kidd! How much did you hear?

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Everything from
you and Echo were dating

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to Mrs. Byrne having
an overactive bladder.

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You stay away from her!
I mean Echo.

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You can have Mrs. Byrne.

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Don't worry.

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I would never act on
her obvious attraction to me.

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I mean Echo. And Mrs. Byrne.

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There's an unspoken code
among kid teachers.

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- I've never heard that.
- It's unspoken.

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I'll tell you what.

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Why don't I take this thing

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and see if a voltage adjustment
does the trick?

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That'd be great. Thanks.
A second set of eyes never hurts.

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You'd think that, but you'd be wrong.

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I'm growing an extra set of eyes
as part of a medical experiment.

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Someday, I hope they'll help
a blind person.

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Or two pirates.

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So you have eyes
in the back of your head?

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Aww, that would've been
a great place to grow them!

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I chose the bottoms of my feet.

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Ow, my eye. Ow! My eye!
Ow! My eye.

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A class presentation?

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How could anyone expect us to read
this fat, pictureless magazine?

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Don't panic.
I've already read the whole thing.

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Cover to cover?

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There's more after the cover?

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No problem.

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Why read when we can
get the book on tape?

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Write faster, nerds!

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Have either of you
seen Mr. Kidd around?

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Can't you see
we're working on a project?

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It's on a book by George someone.

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I didn't make it
through the whole cover.

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Unlike certain show-offs.

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"1984." Great book.

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You know, the theme of a bleak future
where a totalitarian government

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keeps its citizens under constant
surveillance through "big brother"

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resonates as much today

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as it did when the book
was written in 1948.

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Hmm? Sorry, you were talking?
I was listening to this book on tape.

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And I had earplugs in.

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Why were you wearing earplugs?

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Because you're talking.

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Well, I hope you both enjoy
the book as much as I did.

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We read it in my book club
when I was six.

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Book club? That's perfect.

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We can start one and get other people
to read this and talk about it.

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Then we'll know what's in it.

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Quiet! Big brother is watching us.

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My big brother, Jerry.

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He's always trying to get me in trouble
with mom and dad.

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Oh! There you are, Mr. Kidd.

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I've looked everywhere for you...

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Except Echo's face.

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What happened to the unspoken code
among kid teachers?

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It's more of an unspoken guideline.

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Sweetie?

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Aren't you gonna introduce me
to your friend?

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It's me. Adam.

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I'm sorry. Do I know you?

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You used the memory machine
on her, didn't you?

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Of course I did.
But not before making a small adjustment.

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You mean like adding a racing stripe?

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More like adding a function
that deleted you from all her memories,

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and replaced you with me.

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Also... I did add a racing stripe.

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Why would you do that?

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Just to give it a little extra flair.

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I meant, why alter Echo's memories?

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I wanted Echo to be my girlfriend,

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but making her fall in love with me
would have taken weeks.

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Right.

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Weeks.

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Not years.

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You'd have to be a real loser
for it to take years.

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[bell rings]

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See you after class,
snuggle-bunny smoochie-dumpling.

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He's not your snuggle-bunny
smoochie-dumpling!

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I'm your snuggle-bunny
smoochie-dumpling.

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Although once we resolve
this whole memory-wipe thing,

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maybe we could revisit
the nickname conversation.

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The only nickname I have for you
is freakish weirdo stranger.

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Dumpling?

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Look, I know it sounds crazy,
but you don't know this guy.

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What are you talking about?

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We've been through so much together!

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We went to outer space,
defeated a chocolate kingpin,

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battled a giant chicken monster,
did a "Best of Mr. Young" special...

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[whispers] That hasn't aired yet.

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Well, it was nice meeting you,
creepy stranger.

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Okay. Obviously we've all read
"1984."

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But to refresh our memories,

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let's hear a detailed plot summary
from our baldest member.

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Well... the book starts at the beginning,

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when the FBI warns everyone
to stop making unauthorized copies.

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And then, a lion appears

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and roars really loudly
towards the camera...

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Hold on.

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You didn't read the book.
You watched the movie!

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And, more importantly,
there's a movie?

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All right, I admit it.
I watched the movie years ago.

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It's just... nobody's ever invited me
to be in a book club before!

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Probably because
I've never read a book before.

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And because people hate me.

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Derby, you won't believe this.

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Kidd used my memory machine
to erase all of Echo's memories of me

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and replace them with memories of himself.

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That's crazy!

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I also like to burden complete strangers
with my problems.

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Oh, no! Kidd got to you too?

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Kidd? My best friend? Mr. Kidd?

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Whose first name I don't know,
for some reason?

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Derby! I'm your best friend.
Just try to remember. Look at me.

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I can't. I'm wearing shoes.

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Ow! My eye! Ow! My eye. Ow!

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Mr. Tater. You need to fire Mr. Kidd.

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Why would I fire my best... by virtue
of being my only... kid teacher?

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I'm a kid teacher too.

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[chuckling]

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What are the odds
of a school having two kid teachers?

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I mean, if you were
making this stuff up,

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you'd probably come up
with 75 other ideas

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before you landed on
something that outlandish.

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Mr. Tater, you don't know Mr. Kidd.
You just met him.

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What are you talking about?
We've been through so much together.

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We fought Arthur, the killer robot,
pretended I was a famous painter,

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became cyclopses,
did a "Best of Mr. Young" special.

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[quietly] That hasn't aired yet.

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And just to warn you,
you're pretty light in it.

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What?

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If you made up 75 stories
about this place,

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I'd be in, like... 63 of them!

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Huh?

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Sorry. It's already been edited.

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Okay, I got Mr. Tater's copy
of "1984," the movie,

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which is apparently inside this box.

251
00:12:32,058 --> 00:12:34,600
And wrapped with all this pretty ribbon!

252
00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:39,683
Don't you know anything?
This is the movie.

253
00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:41,975
You put it in the robot's mouth.

254
00:12:44,975 --> 00:12:46,975
[static crackles]

255
00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:51,517
I don't think we should be sneaking
into the school like this.

256
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,850
I think Tater recorded
over "1984."

257
00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:56,058
In 1984.

258
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,142
Isn't there somewhere else
we could go to kiss?

259
00:12:58,225 --> 00:13:01,725
Oh! Come on! This is exciting!

260
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,642
Turn it off! Turn it off!

261
00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:09,475
Tater and your mom used to date?

262
00:13:09,558 --> 00:13:10,600
Wow.

263
00:13:10,683 --> 00:13:13,642
My dad would not be happy about this.

264
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:15,433
At least I imagine he wouldn't.

265
00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:17,308
I never knew who my father was.

266
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:25,392
It's weird...
I've been losing a lot of hair lately.

267
00:13:30,308 --> 00:13:32,058
Hi there!

268
00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:34,142
You will not believe
the day I've just had.

269
00:13:34,225 --> 00:13:36,725
Is dinner almost ready? I'm starving.

270
00:13:36,808 --> 00:13:40,433
My son didn't tell me
he invited a friend over.

271
00:13:40,517 --> 00:13:42,350
Oh, no! He got to you too?

272
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,892
And this keeps happening!

273
00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:52,975
Honey! Your strange, balding friend
is here!

274
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:58,017
Actually, Mom,
I don't know this person.

275
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,183
I've never seen him before.

276
00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:01,892
That's a lie!

277
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:06,642
Your son's a liar!
Also, he's not your son.

278
00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:09,850
Yummy!
Broasted chicken. My favorite.

279
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,100
That's not your favorite!
That's my favorite.

280
00:14:12,183 --> 00:14:13,558
See?

281
00:14:15,892 --> 00:14:19,058
I think you need to leave! Now.

282
00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:26,058
A chemical reaction has two parts.

283
00:14:26,142 --> 00:14:28,392
The chemicals you start with,
"reactants,"

284
00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:31,142
and the chemicals
you end up with, "products."

285
00:14:31,225 --> 00:14:33,017
[faint snoring]

286
00:14:33,892 --> 00:14:36,558
Who could possibly fall asleep
during science class?

287
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,767
It's fun and informative.

288
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,933
The snoring is coming
from under my desk.

289
00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:44,642
- [kicks] [Adam] Ow!

290
00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:47,767
There. I stopped it.

291
00:14:48,892 --> 00:14:51,433
You can go back
to teaching, honey.

292
00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:58,017
Ow. My eye!

293
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,433
Are you a pirate?

294
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,683
- No.
- Then I can't help you.

295
00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:07,600
- Oh! My memory machine!
- Stay away from that.

296
00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:09,892
The racing stripe hasn't dried yet.

297
00:15:13,142 --> 00:15:14,933
I'll get rid of this riff-raff.

298
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,142
But don't teach anything while I'm gone.

299
00:15:19,225 --> 00:15:21,933
I wouldn't want to miss
a single moment of your class.

300
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:29,433
Derby, I'm your best friend.
You don't know Mr. Kidd.

301
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:32,808
What are you talking about?
We've been through so much together.

302
00:15:32,892 --> 00:15:35,725
We battled an evil dog-catcher,
dressed as superheroes,

303
00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:37,725
discovered a girl raised by elephants,

304
00:15:37,808 --> 00:15:40,725
lived 60 years together
in a time-dilation bubble,

305
00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:43,225
did a "Best of Mr. Young" special.

306
00:15:44,058 --> 00:15:47,433
How does everyone know
about the "Best of Mr. Young" special?

307
00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:49,517
Have they been running
promos or something?

308
00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:51,600
You know...

309
00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:55,142
when I think back to all
my experiences with Mr. Kidd,

310
00:15:55,225 --> 00:15:58,808
I realize... he's kind of a jerk.

311
00:16:00,642 --> 00:16:04,058
He's not a...
Would you help me defeat him?

312
00:16:04,142 --> 00:16:06,350
That jerk? You bet.

313
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,308
What a jerk.

314
00:16:09,392 --> 00:16:13,433
Next up with their presentation
on George Orwell's "1984"...

315
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:16,225
Jordan Slabinsky, Ivy Young.

316
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,659
You sure he's not going to figure out
we didn't read the book?

317
00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:23,475
It's called "1984."
It's kind of obvious what it's about.

318
00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:27,517
1984 is such a bodacious year!

319
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,308
Bodacious to the max.

320
00:16:30,392 --> 00:16:31,683
You heard me.

321
00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:34,642
Buy as much stock in fruitball computers
as possible!

322
00:16:35,392 --> 00:16:37,767
Girls just want to have fun.

323
00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:40,642
Bustin' makes me feel good!

324
00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:42,433
Where's the beef?

325
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:44,808
I pity the fool!

326
00:16:44,892 --> 00:16:48,267
['80s pop plays]

327
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:56,808
[both] 1984!

328
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,725
What... was... that?

329
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,142
I'll tell you what that was.

330
00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:08,017
A perfect representation
of George Orwell's "1984"!

331
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,767
I assume.

332
00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:12,183
- What?
- Nothing.

333
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,308
Did you read the book?

334
00:17:14,392 --> 00:17:18,517
Of course! I teach literature.
I'm familiar with all the classics.

335
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,225
Like "War and Peace,"

336
00:17:20,308 --> 00:17:24,058
the story of two renegade cops...
Frankie War and Johnny Peace!

337
00:17:25,558 --> 00:17:28,725
Oh, "Oliver Twist," the tale
of a dance teacher named Oliver.

338
00:17:30,017 --> 00:17:34,142
"The Odyssey,"
which is obviously about a minivan.

339
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:37,808
Man, he is some book-lover.

340
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,642
Derby! I love your hat.
Where did you get it?

341
00:17:43,725 --> 00:17:46,267
From a traveling hat salesman, of course.

342
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,058
Does he have visors?

343
00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:52,058
I belong to an old-timey
bank-teller reenactment society.

344
00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:55,850
Why not ask him yourself?
Here he comes!

345
00:17:55,933 --> 00:17:58,933
Come one, come all.
Now, don't be shy.

346
00:17:59,017 --> 00:18:02,642
If you've got a head,
then I've got a hat for you!

347
00:18:02,725 --> 00:18:04,683
Hey! I've got a head.

348
00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:06,725
Me too!

349
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:14,558
Then this is your lucky day, because...

350
00:18:14,642 --> 00:18:16,600
[Vaudeville theme plays]

351
00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:18,850
? I've got hats for one and all ?

352
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,558
? I've got hats for short and tall ?

353
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,142
? I've got hats for those that work
And those that play ?

354
00:18:23,225 --> 00:18:26,517
? I've got hats for every mood,
I've got a hat for this here dude ?

355
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,392
? And hats for every hour of the day ?

356
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,392
? I've got leather ones and woolly ones,
Nerdy ones and bully ones ?

357
00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:36,183
? I've even got a hat to fit the Kaiser ?

358
00:18:36,267 --> 00:18:38,017
Danke schoen.

359
00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:43,058
? I've got hats for gorgeous ladies
and hats for newborn babies ?

360
00:18:43,142 --> 00:18:45,767
? And for those who don't like hats,
I have a visor! ?

361
00:18:56,433 --> 00:19:01,100
I absolutely adore my new hat,
but why do they have wires in them?

362
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:05,100
Well, you see,
with the purchase of every hat,

363
00:19:05,183 --> 00:19:07,517
you get... your memory back!

364
00:19:09,392 --> 00:19:10,808
[crowd gasps]

365
00:19:10,892 --> 00:19:13,767
That's not a hat salesman! It's...

366
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,892
Nobody we know.

367
00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:17,392
Not yet!

368
00:19:17,475 --> 00:19:19,267
Anymore.

369
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:21,017
But you're about to!

370
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,558
Again.

371
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,183
[high-frequency hum]

372
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,308
[beep]

373
00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:33,392
[beep, beep-beep-beep-beep-beep]

374
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,725
Kidd! What did you do?

375
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:39,808
I'm a genius, genius.

376
00:19:39,892 --> 00:19:40,975
In less than a minute,

377
00:19:41,058 --> 00:19:43,850
I found 30 different ways to shut down
your little science project.

378
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,017
Which one did you go with?

379
00:19:46,892 --> 00:19:48,767
Darn it!

380
00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:51,975
Echo, please.

381
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,308
Somewhere deep down,
you must remember me.

382
00:19:55,392 --> 00:19:59,100
I'm the one you're meant to be with!
What you two have isn't real.

383
00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:00,475
It is real!

384
00:20:00,558 --> 00:20:03,683
I still remember the moment
I knew it was real.

385
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,017
It was my birthday,

386
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,267
and Mr. Kidd had thrown me
a huge surprise party

387
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:08,725
right here in the quad.

388
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,725
It was so thoughtful and amazing,
and I was so overcome with emotion

389
00:20:11,808 --> 00:20:14,350
that I just grabbed him, and...

390
00:20:16,475 --> 00:20:18,517
- Adam?
- Okay, I get it.

391
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,850
Wait.

392
00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,350
Did you just call me Adam?

393
00:20:23,392 --> 00:20:24,933
I remember.

394
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:27,142
I remember everything!

395
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:30,975
He's not the one I'm supposed to be with.
I love you.

396
00:20:31,058 --> 00:20:32,350
I love you too.

397
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:38,017
What?
You love this creepy stranger, dumpling?

398
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,892
Mr. Kidd tricked us.

399
00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:42,850
He stole our memories.

400
00:20:42,933 --> 00:20:45,392
But kissing Adam brought them all back.

401
00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:46,558
That's wonderful.

402
00:20:46,642 --> 00:20:49,017
Well, you still have to bring
all their memories back.

403
00:20:59,642 --> 00:21:01,808
Hurry up, mister.
I want you out of my school.

404
00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:04,725
You give kid teachers a bad name.

405
00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:06,975
Actually, you both do.

406
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,767
There you are!

407
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:12,767
You were supposed to get right home
after school and do your chores...

408
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:16,267
Starting with cleaning all those clumps
of hair out of the bathtub drain.

409
00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:18,475
Ow! But-but-but-but...!

410
00:21:18,558 --> 00:21:21,392
- Aren't you gonna say something?
- Oh, I certainly am.

411
00:21:21,475 --> 00:21:23,392
You should listen to your mother.

412
00:21:23,475 --> 00:21:26,058
She seems like a nice lady.

413
00:21:26,142 --> 00:21:28,517
Thank you, stranger.

414
00:21:29,975 --> 00:21:32,392
Ow! Ow! Ow!

415
00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:36,992
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